Where Does She Come Up With This Stuff?

I’m sitting in my room and Rachel yells that there is a house centipede in the bathroom. I ignore her hoping that PK will jump in and take care of that blue job. Rachel comes in my room and tells me she doesn't think it is a house centipede but a regular old centipede. I tell her to get daddy. She yells down the stairs to ask PK to get the bug. Then I hear Hannah chanting, “Don’t kill it. Free it. Don’t kill it. Free it.”

Our neighborhood started a neighborhood watch program a couple months ago and the sign warning would be criminals that this neighborhood is part of the neighborhood watch program just went up more recently. Hannah noticed it as we turned on our street and said, “See. That sign means spies are not allowed in our neighborhood.”

I was cleaning my bedroom when I notice Hannah peaking in at me. I asked her if she was spying on me and she replied, “Just like a good magician a good spy never reveals her tricks.” I should have reminded her of the sign at the entrance of the neighborhood.